Substitute teacher by day,
Kohl's associate by night,
nerd by trade, sardonic by choice.
Education, Simpsons, Hunter S. Thompson, Kurt Vonnegut, history, menswear, cute girls, food love, beards, and incessant rants.
Got way too excited over the use of Malligator.Bacon. Nutella. Banana. Orgasm.
Hey Malligator, these were tasty. I forgot to tell you that on Sunday.
I AM THE KING OF NICKNAMES!
Bacon is the way to my heart
I AM THE KING OF NICKNAMES!
Got way too excited over the use of Malligator.
what the fuck is wrong with you?!