Memos from the command post.

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  1. bennyandjessica:

FINALS
Teacher said one page of notes. Well there you go, b*tch.

It’s fun when you let students do this.  Then you get to watch them struggle to find where they wrote a certain thing down.  Then you get to give them a lower grade than if they would have studied and written down things they just couldn’t remember or helpful acronyms.  Then they get mad because they got a lower grade, even with the aid of a cheat sheet.
Unless you’re a pro at doing this, like I was :D and this girl might just be.  Highlighting, symbols, boxed in words, lines drawn between certain things, multiple ink colors and font sizes.  It’s good to see that there are still students that know how to do these things.  It gets depressing having to watch kids fail at cheating discretely or using an ambiguous rule such as the one sheet of notes to their advantage.
If you read this, congratulations, I just wasted 2 minutes of your time on a nonsense rant.

    bennyandjessica:

    FINALS

    Teacher said one page of notes. Well there you go, b*tch.

    It’s fun when you let students do this.  Then you get to watch them struggle to find where they wrote a certain thing down.  Then you get to give them a lower grade than if they would have studied and written down things they just couldn’t remember or helpful acronyms.  Then they get mad because they got a lower grade, even with the aid of a cheat sheet.

    Unless you’re a pro at doing this, like I was :D and this girl might just be.  Highlighting, symbols, boxed in words, lines drawn between certain things, multiple ink colors and font sizes.  It’s good to see that there are still students that know how to do these things.  It gets depressing having to watch kids fail at cheating discretely or using an ambiguous rule such as the one sheet of notes to their advantage.

    If you read this, congratulations, I just wasted 2 minutes of your time on a nonsense rant.

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      One of my teachers only let us you a note card… and i still somehow would manage to fit everything on it…
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      was always me lol
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