Substitute teacher by day,
Kohl's associate by night,
nerd by trade, sardonic by choice.
Education, Simpsons, Hunter S. Thompson, Kurt Vonnegut, history, menswear, cute girls, food love, beards, and incessant rants.

gifting this comb was the best idea i ever had.
Getting this comb as a gift was the best.
(Source: charlottespagsy)
gifting this comb was the best idea i ever had.