Substitute teacher by day,
Kohl's associate by night,
nerd by trade, sardonic by choice.
Education, Simpsons, Hunter S. Thompson, Kurt Vonnegut, history, menswear, cute girls, food love, beards, and incessant rants.
For those of you who have no interest in fashion and menswear: thank you for sticking it out for the week. I will now resume whatever it is I normally do.
For those of you who reblogged and liked my posts: aww geez, you know how to make a dark man blush
For my load of new followers: I assume you have started following me because of my glorious and epic beard, my educational background, because I am a handsome and dapper gentleman, and/or because you enjoy large doses of sardonicism.
That is all.